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Learning Italian

"Now, bella, repeat after me; arrivederci~"

"A-arrive… arrive-what?"

The usually bubbly Italian sighed, shaking his head. You'd been sitting at Feliciano and Lovino Vargas' kitchen table as Feli unsuccessfully  tried to teach you his native language. Even though Feli had only tried to teach you the basics so far, you were having a fair bit of trouble.
Lovino, who was torn between being disgusted and amused at your failure, would swear and criticise you whenever he felt he felt it appropriate and FYI, that was a lot.

"C'mon bella, it's arriveder-"

"FRATELLO!" Lovino shouted from across the table, catching both you and Feli of guard. "You can't teach the idiota to say 'arrivederci' if she can't even roll her damned r's!"

You gave a snort of laughter as Feli's expression turned to one of a kicked puppy, but instantly regretted it when Lovino turned to scowl at you.
"And YOU, dumb-arse, LEARN TO ROLL YOUR DAMN R'S!!!" He yelled, standing up and slamming his hands on the table. "You're fucking butchering my beautiful language and I do NOT appreciate that, arse-wipe!"


It'd been about half an hour since Lovino's little outburst and much to Lovi's dismay, Feliciano had left, leaving him to supervise you. Although you and Lovino had been best friends since you were in primary school, you barely knew three words of Italian, needless to say, you were sick of Lovi whining about it. Truth be told, you weren't all that interested in learning Italian, but if it was for Lovi, you'd try anything once.

So there you were, leaning back in your chair, your feet resting on the table, still trying to roll your r's.
"Rrrrrrrr- ra. Rarrrrrrr rararar. Ra… ra… RAWR!" You yelled, crossing your arms on the table and burying your head in them.

"_____, you stupido ragazza, what the hell was that?"  Lovino yelped, getting out of his chair and walking over to you.

"I give up, Lovi. I don't even wanna learn Italian…" you sighed. "Well, I wanna learn Italian but I wanna focus on the cool stuff, y'know?"

Lovino blinked, shaking his head in confusion. "The cool stuff? And what might that be, ragazza?"

You lifted your head to look at him and blushed when you realized that his face was mere inches away from your own. You looked down to a avoid meeting his chocolate-brown eyes.
"Y'know," you said, "swear words 'n' stuff."

You looked up to see Lovino, eyes widened and a huge grin taking up the vast majority of his face.

"Tu…" he breathed, his deep amber eyes locking with your own (e/c) ones. "…siete perfetti."

"W-what does tha-" you began but were cut of by the lips of a certain Italian. Your eyes widened as Lovi gently placed his hand on the back of your head and he began to kiss you softly.

Just as you began to kiss back, Lovi pulled away, his face redder than one of Antonio's precious tomatoes.
"You… you're so perfect." He said, translating what he said earlier.

Hearing this, you gained your own wicked blush to rival Lovino's. Had Toni been there, he would've had a field day.

"Damn it!" Lovino growled as he began pacing the length of the room. "Damn it, damn it, damn it!"

You stared at the feisty Italian in disbelief. What the hell was he doing? I mean, he kissed you, which, you were totally not expecting. And then the whole "perfect" thing? Where did that come from? But let's be honest here, it's not like you weren't enjoying it. Lovino never said that sort of thing to anyone. Something had to be up here. And you were going to get to the bottom of it… and then learn some swear words.

You stood up and walked over to where Lovino was  pacing, still muttering obscenities under his breath. You reached out and grabbed the Italian's hand so that he turned to face you.

"Mate, calm down." you said, looking him square in the eyes, your expression one of great confusion. "Seriously Lovino… what the hell's all this about?"

Lovi groaned, planting his hands on your shoulders and lowering his head so that he could look you directly in the eyes. "Il mio dio, ragazza, you really are dense." He sighed, and paused for a moment, thinking over his words.
"I kissed you before, right?" He said, his blush renewed.

You nodded slowly, not entirely sure where this was leading.

"Correct. And why do people kiss each other?"

"Uhhhh…" you hesitated. "Because they can?"

"Idiota, no!" Lovi snapped. "Because they're in love! People kiss when they're in love, damn it, _____!"

You stumbled backwards, shocked. Was he serious? He... loved you?
"You... what? Me? Really?"

Lovino chuckled, looking down. "Yeah, ti amo." He took a deep breath and if it was possible, his face got even redder as he opened his mouth to continue. "And don't ask me what that means 'cause I damn well know you know what it means."

"Lovin-" you began but were cut of by Lovino's ranting.

"I mean, you're perfect. Too perfect and it drives me fucking crazy. You drive me fucking crazy. You're nuts! Okay, so maybe you're not that perfect. But I like you anyway." He trailed off, still looking at the ground.

"Oh Lovi-" You opened your mouth to talk, but again you were cut off.

"Don't asked me to say it again!" Lovi snapped, looking up at you again. "Because, damn it, that was hard enough the first time!"

You chuckled and rolled your eyes. That was just like him to say something totally sweet and then to get all defensive about it. It was adorable.
"Lovi, you dumbarse."  

And then you did something that neither of you expected.  You reached forward, grabbed Lovino by the collar and pulled him in for a quick, yet passionate kiss.

As you began to pull away, Lovino moved his hands to you hips and rested his forehead against yours.
"Ragazza," he breathed,  looking at you through half lidded eyes. "What the hell was that?"

You giggled softly. "That was a kiss, idiot. Y'know, 'cause that's what people do when they're in love."

What happened next almost melted your heart. Lovino's lips curled into a rare, genuine smile as he pulled you into a tight, yet gentle hug.

"Hey Lovi," you said, as you felt him playfully nuzzle his face into your neck.


"Let's go swear at some Germans. What do ya say?"

At that, the Italian's head shot straight out of your neck to reveal the biggest grin you'd ever seen plastered upon his face.
"Y'know what, ragazza? I'd love to."

The End
Edit 2: Concerning the ending, I just wanna say: NO OFFENCE TO GERMANS, MAN. I LOVE YOU GUYS. But unfortunately, Lovino doesn't.

Edit: Okay, so my brain's still dead, but let's get this over and done with.
Lately I've been learning Italian at school (I also learn Japanese) and ever since I've started this dumb idea wouldn't leave me alone. I really rushed the last half so it's a bit shit but I promise I'll start focusing on requests now.
Oh, and sorry if Lovi's OOC.

I'll write a proper description when my brain starts working again.

Until said time, you get this:

Romano/Lovino Vargas © :iconhimaruyaplz:
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skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
I wish my school tonight Italian...I'm over here stuck learning Spanish ugh.
Love the story its awesome, good job.
Razukani Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was screaming at Reader-Chan all the time. 
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015
Gene542 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
Awww that was cute, I enjoyed it
Reader-chan get it together rolling your R's isn't hard xD
theyrearchangels Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015
God dammit XD
don't tell me I can't roll my R's- I speak French

this was cute jfc
JeaniIsANeko Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
But , I I'm Italian ....
NeoniZigzagoon Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Student Digital Artist
So am I--
Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student General Artist
I love swearing
I love Romano
I love Hetalia
I love fanfics
I love pizza

This is ALMOST fucking heaven, we're out of damn pizza...
ilovemyself12345 Featured By Owner Edited May 1, 2015  Student Artist
l LOVE THIS I LOVE ROMANO i should really change my name to
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Student Filmographer
Pinoy pride man....
meisYandere-chan Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
So trueCiel Smile!! 
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Student Filmographer
XD yup. Ene (Smile) [V7] Hatsune Miku-06 (Smile) 
LunaPrincapessa Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can roll my R's, and the thing is, I am Italian, and me and my twin both cuss at our German step siblings, and their like what the flip!?  ̄ˍ ̄
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The only problem with me swearing at Germans is A) it is so hard for me to swear on purpose it's almost impossible and B) I'm actually part German, so, yeah. Other than that, sounds like fun! :D
YukoISBadMedicine Featured By Owner Edited Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL but what if you are part German though, like me (I'm German/Latina mixed along with a lot of other things).  Do I have to insult and swear at myself? I  may be able to do it in other languages. ^^;

Don't hate me Lovi! :heart:
TitanKillerSenpai Featured By Owner Edited Mar 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
And now, Swear words in Italian:

Fottiti- F you
Merda- Shit
Bastardi/Bastardo- Bastard
Cazzo- Prick (Can mean shit as well)
Puttana- Whore
Eclipse350 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
So I get to curse at myself? Cause I just so happen to be German/Austrian(both on granddad) AND Italian. So I get to curse at myself! YAY!!!!!!!!!
JeaniIsANeko Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm Irish and mostly Italian > .<
Eclipse350 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015
Irish? Like jacksepticeye?
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student Writer
Haha, well I hope you have fun with that? :XD:

Thank you for reading and commenting~ :heart:

Sorry for the late reply. Happy New Year~
Eclipse350 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
Ya well, it's kind of weird having an argument in your head using italian and a German accent. Woohoo!

No prob for comment, I like this stuff and like replying what was on my mind. Sometimes.

Also sorry for late reply.we don't have a good rep for this, do we? Also happy New year even though it's almost February. Yay for lateness!
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Student Filmographer
im german 
well not all the way 
but my moms whole side is
but I take no affense
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
Ah, well I'm glad you seemed to enjoy the story regardless.

Thank you for reading and commenting. :heart:

Sorry for the late reply~
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Filmographer
It's totally okay
and your welcome
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Germany, prepare for confusion.
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
Poor guy won't know what hit him, haha.

Thank you for reading and commenting. :heart:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
AwesomeMaple Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist
Swearing at Germans XD hahaha
asianturnip Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i fell on the floor laughing halfway... and then my bro came over and put his foot on my ribs while screaming 'I AM THE CHAMPION!!! KNEEL B4 ME, PEASANT!!!'

Great story by the way. U R an amazing writer!!!
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
Haha, oh no! Your poor ribs. :XD:

But thank you very much for your comment. You are too kind. :heart:

Sorry for the late reply~
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's oook^^ ur welcome! and ur so sweet^^ I find that everyone on DA is soooooo much sweeter to the people I know in real life^^
Tairulz Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I really LOVED the fluffy adorableness, and then that ending just made me laugh so hard XD
layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahah awesome
creativehelper14 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
And that is how we went and sweared at the Germans... XD
Awesome sause!
RomanoFangirlNUMBER1 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Student Writer
I'm glad you liked it. :meow:
Thank you for reading and commenting~ :heart:
di niente
kisamisa16 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Awwwwwwwwwww. :3
lullabyly Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm like his best student!!! YAY ME!!! I'm italian!XDD:icondattomatoplz:
also there are some mistakes in the italian parts:
you're so perfect= sei così perfetta
and is  ''Mio Dio''  not ''IL mio Dio''
stupid Girl=Stupida ragazza

cool story tho
Mai-Taniyama-anime Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student Writer
Ah, thank you for pointing that out for me. ^^;
I only took Italian for 6 months a couple of years ago, so I hope you can forgive my mistakes.

Thank you for reading and commenting~ :heart:
lullabyly Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student General Artist
oh no problem!:heart::hug:
angel-of-hetalia Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student General Artist
"Let's go swear at some Germans."


Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
My idea of a perfect first date, anybody else?
kamitig Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
I second that theory.
Emy069 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I third it
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student Artist
I fourth it. Cheshire Hump omg 
I fifth it. 
animelovergirl246 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I sixth it
Haiena-Sensei Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Me seven!
fudgehill Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I eight it! No, srsly, i eight the cookie..//shot
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